‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
(They wouldn’t DARE!)
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;
(HEY! There’s still time people, Old Saint Nick ain’t due for another 24 hours)
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads;
(Sugar + Kids does not = Sleeping snug in beds)
Who wrote this crazy fairy tale anyway?
Wishing you a Real Merry Christmas!