Week in Review

Just in case you think I’m the only funny one in the house, here are some funny things my kids have said this week.

Sissy (6) (in a very proud voice) “I tried a new way to make a bagel Mom, I wanted the cream cheese warm, so I spread it on the bagel FIRST, then I put it in the toaster”

Mom (Ageless) “Ewwwww, Bubba did you fart?”

Bubba (3) (in defense of himself) “Just out of my mouth Mom, just only out of my mouth”

Mom (Ageless) “Is there a reason my toothbrush is under the toilet?”

Sissy (6) “I think it fell”

Bubba (3) (to a dinner guest at our house) “Why are all those Cracks on your face?”

Bubba (3) (to a cashier) “Where did your finger go?”

Bubba (3) (to a customer in line) “Why are you buying so much milk. We never get that much milk”

Bubba (3) (to a different customer in line) “Look at all the milk that guys getting, He better drink it all”

Bubba (3) (quite adamantly) “If I was on fire I would roll, and stop, and drop to the ground……and I don’t get into cars with strangers…..or badguys…..but if Batman asked me, I would go.”

Obviously, even Safety conscious kids would have a hard time passing up the Batmobile!

Now it’s your turn, let me know something funny your kids have said this week